stephಌnie

you will never fucking believe what i just heard.

i went into josh's voicemail to delete a message that i left him, and i hear this fucking cunt that sounds like she is TWELVE years old, at first i thought she was crying, but then she was like having phone sex on his fucking answering machine. i am so fucking disgusted right now that i'm going to puke. we break up and he finds some dirty fucking hooker!! i hope she gives you aids and you die you stupid fat fuck!!! take your 2" dick and shove it up your big fucking ass!

and GET OUT OF MY JOURNAL!!

"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment."

Dorothy Parker, 'But the One on the Right,' in New Yorker, 1929
US author, humorist, poet, & wit (1893 - 1967)